Join the rescue expedition!

The Royal Geographical Society

Attention!

As of today 29th March 1927, we are organizing the rescue expedition!

Please help us find Lt. Col. Percy Harrison Fawcett, who’s lost in the depths of the Brazilian jungle. The brave explorer – in pursuit of the legendary and mythical city long forgotten by all civilizations – took his son and sailed to North America. For over a year and a half his expedition didn’t show any signs of life as we’ve been trying to reach out to them. The Lieutenant’s family is worried sick on his behalf, and so are we.

We are looking for the most brave and noble people to join this expedition. Any skill sets are welcome; the jungle is harsh and unpredictable. Cook, Soldier, or even a carpenter! We were hoping you could search through the dangerous lands and bring our beloved explorer back home! Who knows what abilities may be needed over there!

Of course, we have prepared a high reward for the entire crew if successful in this dangerous mission. We also provide a safe trip back and forth to the depths of this jungle, but brace yourself! Though this trip will be memorable and you will get recognition for your bravery, this isn’t a vacation you take on a tropical island. So make sure to remember that when you apply.

There is a limited number of spaces so keep that in mind as we will take off soon!

19 Comments

  1. Alex
    March 13, 2019
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    Please sign me up. I’ve done my extensive research and pored over maps and charts to know that this is the adventure that I must embark on. I’m pretty confident that we will find Percy if not the lost city of Z.

  2. Walker
    March 13, 2019
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    While I appreciate the fact you are more interested in a cook, soldier or carpenter, I put forth the premise that a physician from the Imperial College in London might be of value as well. I’d be more than willing to travel with your expedition and provide my expertise in the field.

  3. Imre Hauszknecht
    March 13, 2019
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    I’m in! Fame and Glory what else could I possibly earn? 🙂

  4. Mario
    March 13, 2019
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    What does it take to be accepted in this expedition? I’ve the best surviving skills.

  5. Tropical Penguin
    March 13, 2019
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    I’m a gamer…surely you need someone that keeps the spirits high by providing entertainment in the dark, humid and dangerous jungle!!!

  6. Bruno
    March 13, 2019
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    I’m more of a carpenter myself but willing to take on a new adventure. I can certainly build what you need for less..

  7. Kesaru
    March 13, 2019
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    Sign me up nothing better to navigate a jungle full of lost and fierce tribes, than a man that can communicate with them,

  8. Andrew
    March 13, 2019
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    I’m in. Ready to serve.

  9. Farooq and Katie
    March 13, 2019
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    Please sign us up! We have a great track record, having successfully escaped after being marooned, exorcised a cursed island, dodged lava from an exploding volcano, conquered cannibals and trapped a huge ape gone amok! We’re ready for more adventure.

  10. Brendan O.
    March 13, 2019
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    Sign me up! I’m looking for fame and glory! And as our own Percy does, I know how to travel light.

    As they say in the motion pictures, “What could go wrong?”

    😉

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